College Alumni Association Beer Pong and Beach Bash

College Alumni Association Beer Pong and Beach Bash
Location: South Seneca Pavilian and Beach Club
With your reservation, you can join the 6 on 6 volley ball and beer pong competition that will take place on the sunny shores of South Seneca. Cash and Prizes to be awarded.

You and your friends are invited to load up your General Engines Car or truck and make the short drive as this will be the party of the summer. 12 bands on three stages, including “Where’s my Keys”, “Early Withdrawl”, “Browser and the Cheats” and the international pop sensation… “Polka Slam Dance Erotica” As you enter the pavilion parking area three cars will be pulled over at random by the Group Speeddog Party Patrol and the occupants will be requested to leave the automobile, where you will be handed the keys to a brand new 2009 General Engines car including the 49 MPG General Engines Curb Crusher LX, 4 door, hatch back, SUV, Automatic, with seating for 8 and a doggie door. (Your stuck paying the taxes, see website for details)

You and the car you drove in with will be then dealt with accordingly. You and your pals will receive V.I.P. Status the rest of the day, hanging with the bands, and receiving gift bags valuing no less then $1,200. That heap you drove in with will be placed on a barge and brought out to the middle of Seneca Bay where it will be destroyed by the Demolition Team of Blaster and Son’s. The frame of that auto will be sunk into the bay to promote the formation of a protective reef.

Refreshments include roast beef, ice cream, fries and the normal picnic stuff. Cola, Beer, water, iced tea in the pavilion snack bar. Hot Dogs and Burgers will be on the BBQ at the Help Center / Lost Kid Booth during the afternoon.

In addition our friends at the Colon and Rectal Center will have a booth promoting healthier alternatives with their “Fiber Fest” booth where you can enter their dance contest at the lower end of the boardwalk, so sake it like you mean it and they will be offering monetary awards for style and stamina.

This is an all ages event, coolers, floaties, rafts, umbrellas, are permitted, video cameras and recording devices are not encouraged. Cooling/Water and Medical Services are provided by Generic Ambulance. All funds from this event will be put towards the Multi-College Scholarship fund sponsored by the Generic College Alumni Association. For more information contact Ziggy at “What Goes Around … CD’s and Album Swap”. Ticket Master, or Group Speeddog Results Marketing at 1-800…... This is a Fake Production. It is not real. Don’t go looking for the Pavilian.