College Alumni Association Beer Pong and Beach Bash
Location: South Seneca Pavilian and Beach Club
With your reservation, you can join the 6 on 6 volley ball and beer pong competition that will take place on the sunny shores of South Seneca. Cash and Prizes to be awarded.
You and your friends are invited to load up your General Engines Car or truck and make the short drive as this will be the party of the summer. 12 bands on three stages, including “Where’s my Keys”, “Early Withdrawl”, “Browser and the Cheats” and the international pop sensation… “Polka Slam Dance Erotica” As you enter the pavilion parking area three cars will be pulled over at random by the Group Speeddog Party Patrol and the occupants will be requested to leave the automobile, where you will be handed the keys to a brand new 2009 General Engines car including the 49 MPG General Engines Curb Crusher LX, 4 door, hatch back, SUV, Automatic, with seating for 8 and a doggie door. (Your stuck paying the taxes, see website for details)
You and the car you drove in with will be then dealt with accordingly. You and your pals will receive V.I.P. Status the rest of the day, hanging with the bands, and receiving gift bags valuing no less then $1,200. That heap you drove in with will be placed on a barge and brought out to the middle of Seneca Bay where it will be destroyed by the Demolition Team of Blaster and Son’s. The frame of that auto will be sunk into the bay to promote the formation of a protective reef.
Refreshments include roast beef, ice cream, fries and the normal picnic stuff. Cola, Beer, water, iced tea in the pavilion snack bar. Hot Dogs and Burgers will be on the BBQ at the Help Center / Lost Kid Booth during the afternoon.
In addition our friends at the Colon and Rectal Center will have a booth promoting healthier alternatives with their “Fiber Fest” booth where you can enter their dance contest at the lower end of the boardwalk, so sake it like you mean it and they will be offering monetary awards for style and stamina.
This is an all ages event, coolers, floaties, rafts, umbrellas, are permitted, video cameras and recording devices are not encouraged. Cooling/Water and Medical Services are provided by Generic Ambulance. All funds from this event will be put towards the Multi-College Scholarship fund sponsored by the Generic College Alumni Association. For more information contact Ziggy at “What Goes Around … CD’s and Album Swap”. Ticket Master, or Group Speeddog Results Marketing at 1-800…... This is a Fake Production. It is not real. Don’t go looking for the Pavilian.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
07/09/09 Lecture Series at the College
The Regional Center for Academic Excellence and Lifelong Learning brings us a Lecture by Leading Industrial Figures
Location: State University of Generic, Large Auditorium, Building 8 Room 17 Floor 5W
Business Leaders form local corporations and Forbes 500 Companies will speak on the benefits of lifelong learning and the new approaches that the electronic age has brought to offer opportunities for new college graduates. ( there is hope ). At this lecture students will be reassured that the $80,000 student loan they took out will offer real life return on investment. A complete line up of the speakers and their topics can be found at the college’s website. Parking is $5.00 more information can be obtained through ticket master or the Alumni Communications Office. Their hours are between 8am and 10am and 11am to 3pm. The Alumni office is located on the Commons. This is a fake Production. It is not real.
Location: State University of Generic, Large Auditorium, Building 8 Room 17 Floor 5W
Business Leaders form local corporations and Forbes 500 Companies will speak on the benefits of lifelong learning and the new approaches that the electronic age has brought to offer opportunities for new college graduates. ( there is hope ). At this lecture students will be reassured that the $80,000 student loan they took out will offer real life return on investment. A complete line up of the speakers and their topics can be found at the college’s website. Parking is $5.00 more information can be obtained through ticket master or the Alumni Communications Office. Their hours are between 8am and 10am and 11am to 3pm. The Alumni office is located on the Commons. This is a fake Production. It is not real.
7/08/09 - Community-Wide Block Party
Monday, June 8th 7:00PM-7:00AM
Community-Wide Block Party and Penance Service
St. Jude’s United Church
Located at 123 Main Street, between 1st and 2nd Avenue just north of the Wilson Farms Main Street will be shut down from the intersection of Main and 1st and 2nd Street. The Set up of the event will start at 11:00 AM and anyone who helps with set up and tear down gets lunch for free. Entertainment, music, dancing, bible study, games, pony rides for the kids will be provided, At dusk a candle lit service will begin ending in penance services at the church. There’s no charge, except for refreshments and the event is open to everyone. Funds collected will be donated to the Soup Kitchen.
This is a fake Production. It is not real. This is a sample feed.
Community-Wide Block Party and Penance Service
St. Jude’s United Church
Located at 123 Main Street, between 1st and 2nd Avenue just north of the Wilson Farms Main Street will be shut down from the intersection of Main and 1st and 2nd Street. The Set up of the event will start at 11:00 AM and anyone who helps with set up and tear down gets lunch for free. Entertainment, music, dancing, bible study, games, pony rides for the kids will be provided, At dusk a candle lit service will begin ending in penance services at the church. There’s no charge, except for refreshments and the event is open to everyone. Funds collected will be donated to the Soup Kitchen.
This is a fake Production. It is not real. This is a sample feed.
6/07/09 Limbo for Laughter
Sunday, June 7th 7:00PM-7:00AM
Limbo for Laughter
Location: Big Island High School Auditorium
East Side High School vs. West Side High School
The Auditorium of the Big Island High School will host a Caribbian theamed Showdown to raise funds to beat a terrible disease that many of our families have been plagued with for years. The students of these schools will compete in limbo contests raise funds for the charity. The public is invited to get in on the fun by visiting and cheering the students on! Door prizes include a 45 inch plasma television and a trip for two to NYC with airfare accommodations and $2000 spending money sponsored by Couch Potato Television and Travel Squad. All proceeds will benefit the National Laughter and Anti-Depression Society, because “Laughter is the best medicine”. This society wants to make this medicine more accessible to middle class and low income individuals.
This is a fake production. It is not real. This is a sample newsfeed.
Limbo for Laughter
Location: Big Island High School Auditorium
East Side High School vs. West Side High School
The Auditorium of the Big Island High School will host a Caribbian theamed Showdown to raise funds to beat a terrible disease that many of our families have been plagued with for years. The students of these schools will compete in limbo contests raise funds for the charity. The public is invited to get in on the fun by visiting and cheering the students on! Door prizes include a 45 inch plasma television and a trip for two to NYC with airfare accommodations and $2000 spending money sponsored by Couch Potato Television and Travel Squad. All proceeds will benefit the National Laughter and Anti-Depression Society, because “Laughter is the best medicine”. This society wants to make this medicine more accessible to middle class and low income individuals.
This is a fake production. It is not real. This is a sample newsfeed.
6/6/09 - Somewhere Fire - Chicken BBQ
Saturday, June 6th 4:00PM-8:00PM
Somewhere Volunteer Hook and Ladder #2 Fire Department Chicken Barbeque
Location: 123 Any Street, Somewhere, NY 12345
This year the Somewhere Volunteers celebrate their 100th year of service be sure to stop by and help them gain funds for a new fire truck and medial response unit. Old Betsy the horse’s response time isn’t what it once was. Stop out early because these great meals go fast and include: breasts and thighs; your choice of mac salad or potato salad, baked beans and rolls. Meals cost 7.50 dollars each.
This is a fake production.
Somewhere Volunteer Hook and Ladder #2 Fire Department Chicken Barbeque
Location: 123 Any Street, Somewhere, NY 12345
This year the Somewhere Volunteers celebrate their 100th year of service be sure to stop by and help them gain funds for a new fire truck and medial response unit. Old Betsy the horse’s response time isn’t what it once was. Stop out early because these great meals go fast and include: breasts and thighs; your choice of mac salad or potato salad, baked beans and rolls. Meals cost 7.50 dollars each.
This is a fake production.
6/6/09 - Noname Family Benefit
Saturday, June 6th 9:00PM – 1PM
Concert to benefit the Noname Family - Unexpected Medical Bills after car accident
Location: Saint Jude and Thomas Civic Center, Downtown next to the Alumni Center.
Father of three was involved in a car accident at Twin City Memorial Highway at Young Street ion Tonawanda this past weekend where he lost his wife of 15 years, Mr. Noname now is calling on his friends and neighbors to help him keep his family together. A long time volunteer at the local civic club and EMT with Generic Ambulance Service, looks forward to seeing everyone there. Dinner will be served, catering by The Pizza Guys, Pizza and Beverages will be served, please be generous, a $5.00 donation is suggested per meal. Free Parking in the AM&A’s Lot.
This is a fake production.
Concert to benefit the Noname Family - Unexpected Medical Bills after car accident
Location: Saint Jude and Thomas Civic Center, Downtown next to the Alumni Center.
Father of three was involved in a car accident at Twin City Memorial Highway at Young Street ion Tonawanda this past weekend where he lost his wife of 15 years, Mr. Noname now is calling on his friends and neighbors to help him keep his family together. A long time volunteer at the local civic club and EMT with Generic Ambulance Service, looks forward to seeing everyone there. Dinner will be served, catering by The Pizza Guys, Pizza and Beverages will be served, please be generous, a $5.00 donation is suggested per meal. Free Parking in the AM&A’s Lot.
This is a fake production.
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